Hey Hey Hey! It's Fat Albert!

Please excuse my absence but I'm back bitches and I'm ready for some football!

I know this isn't the biggest story in the NFL today but it's the one that pisses me off the most! I am sick and damn tired of hearing about this fat fuck and how he can't pass a conditioning test, he can't take take the conditioning test, his knees are sore....blah blah blah.

I'm also tired of hearing guys like Marcellus Wiley taking up for him. Saying that it isn't his job to run 300 yards. He would never have to do this in a game. Shannahan is just trying to make an example out of him. You know what he probably is, but he damn well should.

This miserable bastard decided not to show up when his teammates did. He made his choice, if he had showed up to his job when he should have, he probably wouldn't be going through all of this. Shannahan should make an example out of him. If your highest paid defensive player doesn't show you respect, you should make him show you respect.

And enough with the sob stories. This guy is making over $100 million dollars to play football. If someone agrees to pay you that much money, you should do anything they ask....short of killing someone.....even then....

But seriously this is pathetic. I'm sure that Fat Albert will get his way and Shannahan will eventually just say fuck it and move on and focus on making the Redskins suck less. It's just funny to me, and probably anyone that watches or listen to Mike and Mike, but Mike Golic, a man who hasn't played football in this decade!!! passed the same conditioning test....for free! Haynesworth can't do it for $100 million dollars!

Am I wrong? Am I wrong!?!